What I've Always Wanted....

You're going to snigger, and for that I forgive you, because everyone does, but I've always wanted my own tail.  Just imagine what you could do with it.  You could have it co-ordinate with your clothes, you could use it to hang jewellery from, you could take it to the hair-dressers and have the colour changed.   As I don't have one, I'll have to show you Mia's instead....